Offbeat option...

Didn't see or hear any of Eurovision (unlike 105 million others!!!) except the Spanish version that had been assailing the TV, media and airwaves for the past few months...thank God it's over: I don't hate many tunes but the only emotion I got from the annoying 'chiki-chiki' was a wish to smash the guy in the face (apologies to actor David Fernandez); this was an emotion I can't remember having since Joe Dolce with 'Shaddup Your Face' prevented Midge Ure's Ultravox becoming Number One with 'Vienna' - unbelievable. Anyway, the only reason I posted this - and the offbeat option of the title - was Alcuin's 'Whatever' blog and his comments; also fantastic alternative Eurovision entries in his first reply, one of which - the suggestion for the German entry - I post HERE. Turn the volume up all you headbangers and Lego lovers!